Once in a while, in the evenings after a very long day filled with arguments with the bus conductor or the passing insults of an Okada man who always rides his motorcycle recklessly, or the old and young vibrant people on the streets, I would sit on my bed stark naked enjoying the evening breeze that came out of my large window. It did well by illuminating the dark room because my lights were always off even when NEPA decided to be nice. In the evenings, the window brought in the sun rays and the breeze when NEPA did their natural thing; it was one of those things and despite trying to learn how to call it PHCN, we never was able too. It was still the same thing anyways, just worse. During these periods I would stare outside, beyond the people walking about on the busy road and wonder where he could be; that young man I dreamt of months back and how much Dejavu it had brought when I saw him at the corner of where the woman selling fish was at the market one afternoon. His hands were fast as he smiled gaily to the woman he was haggling prices with.
"Madame! You no dey even know customer sha how you go sell this fish wey dey plenty for inside water for 1,000 naira. I be Buhari pikin?"
The woman laughed back
"Oga Isaac no be so you know as he dey now." She had replied with her teeth spread widely exposing her gap tooth.
Isaac that was his name. I did not know what force had pulled me to where he was as I stared at him in wonder. He stared back briefly and looked away. He noticed that I was still looking at him and he finally stared at me squarely on the face.
"How may I help you ?'" He had asked.
I've seen you before, I knew you in the world before this world.
"I'm sorry i mistook you for someone else." I said.
I wonder now, how it would have been imagining if you also knew me.
IDLE PEN
Writing becoming more fun as my idle pen obeys my every command... Every word speaking for itself. A warm welcome to a different kind of writing. A warm welcome to an Idle pen writing idly about a lot of things...
Friday 5 August 2016
Back to using my Idle Pen, Been a long silence!
I can't believe its a full year and I have not posted anything on the blog. I am as well surprised as you may be as regards this.
However, I would tag this occurrence to a lot of issues ranging from school activities, laziness, writer's bloc, unseriousness, laziness, creating new projects, music, mood swings, procrastination, but mostly, school and music and my inability to manage time. I would solely blame this on myself.
As it is however, I'm back with stories as well as other events which will be showcased on the blog as well.
If you wish to know what I have been up to during these months, here are pages to go to:
Instagram, Facebook and Twitter : @celeste_earth
Facebook and Instagram: Ariyiike and @theariyiike
I will be publishing new stories. Thank you to all who have mailed me and stated their concerns as to not seeing anything on my blog.
I haven't abandoned it, I have just been a little silent. Welcome to the month of August. The series for this month is titled 'The August Falls.' Bless you!
However, I would tag this occurrence to a lot of issues ranging from school activities, laziness, writer's bloc, unseriousness, laziness, creating new projects, music, mood swings, procrastination, but mostly, school and music and my inability to manage time. I would solely blame this on myself.
As it is however, I'm back with stories as well as other events which will be showcased on the blog as well.
If you wish to know what I have been up to during these months, here are pages to go to:
Instagram, Facebook and Twitter : @celeste_earth
Facebook and Instagram: Ariyiike and @theariyiike
I will be publishing new stories. Thank you to all who have mailed me and stated their concerns as to not seeing anything on my blog.
I haven't abandoned it, I have just been a little silent. Welcome to the month of August. The series for this month is titled 'The August Falls.' Bless you!
Wednesday 23 September 2015
Taking Turns
The sort of thought that ran in her mind, nobody knew. She would just sit there observing the people talking; the vigorous movement of their lips and the loud guffaws from the mouth of the men and the women alike. She liked watching them from a distance in different scenes, at the bar, at the market, at an event. For days now she has meant to revenge on a girl in class. That one that ran her mouth about something she didn't do but could have done.
"You're a liar! That's how you go about pretending. We know what you are what you do. We know you are nothing but dirt. Slut! Tufia!"
She spat on her face. She watched her gesticulations and how she squinted her face and how it changed from rage to disgust.
"Say something na Tamara!" a classmate had said. She carried her head and her face from the position it was facing before to that of her classmate. She stared at him, started and sighed. She readjusted her school skirt and tucked in in the full glare of people.
Thursday 20 August 2015
Dementia (Before the last)
You would fill that thought in. No you would barge in like thousands of locusts that you are; feasting and singing and churning accurately into your head. They would eat up like langoliers until there is nothing left.
" you are weird" it said after they had been in silence for months. It echoed in like a resonator. You were unsure whether they were words or some little mutterings you make here and there on tiny nights devoid of sleep.
"What?" you asked
"Whatever... it started
... didn't you hear them say whence you were out of hearing? They called you different and opaque classified glorious name for weird. Glorified weird?
" I do not understand"
"Understand you do not!"
The both of you were panting staring sternly, hardened.
"Perhaps we can like to enlighten each other".
It guffawed and clapped your hands. You stare at everyone in the small room filled with robbers waiting on their death toll. They stared back hard at you incessantly.
" what are you looking at?" one of the robbers asked. He was the one everybody knew as the black axe. His red eyes dripping with sweat as he stared straight- stoned at you.
"Nothing ". You mumbled with a curious smile.
" you will still die" you continued.
"What did he just say?" came the perplexed and astonished reply.
" I will help you fast forward your death" he continued as he bounced closer to you
You were sane in insanity.
Tonight you would be free.
Nobody knew the beginning
Friday 10 July 2015
NIGERIA: THE EAGLE'S PERSPECTIVE
Another week has rolled by and new events have unfolded. Lots of people and event made the news this week. I’m going to start with Senator Buruji Kashamu!!! You dey fear? The fact that Senator Buruji Kashamu said Obasanjo isn’t a surprise. Their rivalry says it all. It should be noted that Kashamu sued Obasanjo on Feb, 6, 2014 for “maliciously and recklessly” publishing a letter titled,” Before it is too late, addressed to former President Goodluck Jonathan in December 2013.I can smell a rat here. After Kashamu claimed that OBJ leveled ‘baseless accusations’ against him that destroyed years of business relationship between them. The question is how baseless were the accusations? Recently, the NDLEA placed Kashamu under house arrest on over him alleged drug-related offences. Also, the US and UK have decided to seek the extradition of Kashamu over drug-related offences. The question is how soon will soon will justice catch up with him? Basically, I think Kashamu dropping charges against OBJ is politically-motivated. He wants to seek for forgiveness from Baba. He knows that OBJ is highly influential and he needs the backing of influential people at this time. It should be recalled that Kashamu and 14 others were arrested in the US in 1998. The truth is if Kashamu truly committed those crimes, no one would stop his extradition. The independence of the judiciary ensures that the other arms of the Government won’t interfere in its operations. F Anyone who errs must be caught brought to book. Kashamu shouldn’t be an exception too.
The National Assembly has been synonymous with bumper pay. Right from the start of democracy in Nigeria, our lawmakers have received bumper salaries and allowances. They virtually receive allowances for every basic needs ranging from house allowance, vehicle allowance, wardrobe allowance etc. The 8th National Assembly was inaugurated last week and their allowances have been announced. They are to get N9 billion jumbo pay. Sounds ridiculous right? In a country where the average
Nigerian child lives below 2 dollars a day,this highlights how our so-called leaders are insensitive to the penurious state of the Country, I can’t fathom why a lawmaker should be given wardrobe allowance. Were they naked before they were elected? There are lots of destitute people who roam about the streets naked. These needless allowances should be diverted to create shelter, clothing and food for them. Through this medium, the crime rate in the country would reduce drastically. Senate President, Dr. Bukola Saraki recently said the claim that the National Assembly members would earn ₦8.6 billion as wardrobe allowances was inaccurate and exaggerated. Whatever the case may be, they would be given allowances. It’s high time we got out priorities right in Nigeria.
Hahaha, APC!!! CHANGE……. It is shameful that in the early stages of the APC-controlled Government, the party has been divided by rancour. There is a rumour been spread that all is not well between Senator Bola Tinubu and former Vice-president, Atiku Abubakar over the control of the party. More recently, another divison occurred over the emergence of Dr. Saraki and Honourable Yakubu Dogara as Senate President and Speaker, House of Representatives respectively against the wish of the party. The party had adopted Senator Ahmad Lawan and Honourable Femi Gbajabiamila as its candidates. While Saraki won unopposed, Dogara defeated Gbajabiamila in a fiercely-contested election. It was obvious that PDP lawmakers supported them. It should be recalled that Saraki and Dogara defected from PDP. The bone of contention is that both lawmakers are not faithful to the party. However, it should be noted that the same APC welcomed both men into their party. Members of the APC are paranoid because they think both leaders would favour the PDP. This is a bad start to the new National Assembly and concerted efforts should be made to ensure unity in the upper and lower houses.
“I wish I became Head of State when I was a governor, just a few years as a young man. Now at 72, there is a limit to what I can do.” – Muhammadu Buhari. (Culled from The Punch). These were the words of the President at the 25th Assembly of the Heads of State and Government of the African Union in Johannesburg. The words can be interpreted in various ways. He could be described as weak and ineffective. The opposition party, PDP have released statements portraying Buhari in bad light. However, the Presidency
as said that like good wine, Buhari gets better with age. Whatever the case may be, the president has no excuse not to perform his duties effectively. He canvassed for votes in his old age and got them so he has obligations and responsibilities to attend to. He really has to perform exceptionally well. The Masses have high hopes in him and he cannot afford to let us down. Muhammadu!!! Please don’t fail us.
Finally, Ramadan has started. It is the season in which the Islamic faithfuls abstain from eating, drinking or smoking anything from dawn to sunset, However, this year’s Ramadan coincides with the summer heat in the Middle East where the fast could reach 15 hours a day. It is widely known that the Ramadan fast is one of Islam’s five pillars. The other four include praying five times a day, declaration of faith, alms-giving and the pilgrimage to mecca located in Saudi Arabia. However, it is important to note that this period isn’t the only time for Muslims to be holy. They need to adhere strictly to every Islamic tenet. Above all, I wish every muslim faithful a blissful and hassle-free fasting period.
Kunle Okenla
The National Assembly has been synonymous with bumper pay. Right from the start of democracy in Nigeria, our lawmakers have received bumper salaries and allowances. They virtually receive allowances for every basic needs ranging from house allowance, vehicle allowance, wardrobe allowance etc. The 8th National Assembly was inaugurated last week and their allowances have been announced. They are to get N9 billion jumbo pay. Sounds ridiculous right? In a country where the average
Nigerian child lives below 2 dollars a day,this highlights how our so-called leaders are insensitive to the penurious state of the Country, I can’t fathom why a lawmaker should be given wardrobe allowance. Were they naked before they were elected? There are lots of destitute people who roam about the streets naked. These needless allowances should be diverted to create shelter, clothing and food for them. Through this medium, the crime rate in the country would reduce drastically. Senate President, Dr. Bukola Saraki recently said the claim that the National Assembly members would earn ₦8.6 billion as wardrobe allowances was inaccurate and exaggerated. Whatever the case may be, they would be given allowances. It’s high time we got out priorities right in Nigeria.
Hahaha, APC!!! CHANGE……. It is shameful that in the early stages of the APC-controlled Government, the party has been divided by rancour. There is a rumour been spread that all is not well between Senator Bola Tinubu and former Vice-president, Atiku Abubakar over the control of the party. More recently, another divison occurred over the emergence of Dr. Saraki and Honourable Yakubu Dogara as Senate President and Speaker, House of Representatives respectively against the wish of the party. The party had adopted Senator Ahmad Lawan and Honourable Femi Gbajabiamila as its candidates. While Saraki won unopposed, Dogara defeated Gbajabiamila in a fiercely-contested election. It was obvious that PDP lawmakers supported them. It should be recalled that Saraki and Dogara defected from PDP. The bone of contention is that both lawmakers are not faithful to the party. However, it should be noted that the same APC welcomed both men into their party. Members of the APC are paranoid because they think both leaders would favour the PDP. This is a bad start to the new National Assembly and concerted efforts should be made to ensure unity in the upper and lower houses.
“I wish I became Head of State when I was a governor, just a few years as a young man. Now at 72, there is a limit to what I can do.” – Muhammadu Buhari. (Culled from The Punch). These were the words of the President at the 25th Assembly of the Heads of State and Government of the African Union in Johannesburg. The words can be interpreted in various ways. He could be described as weak and ineffective. The opposition party, PDP have released statements portraying Buhari in bad light. However, the Presidency
as said that like good wine, Buhari gets better with age. Whatever the case may be, the president has no excuse not to perform his duties effectively. He canvassed for votes in his old age and got them so he has obligations and responsibilities to attend to. He really has to perform exceptionally well. The Masses have high hopes in him and he cannot afford to let us down. Muhammadu!!! Please don’t fail us.
Finally, Ramadan has started. It is the season in which the Islamic faithfuls abstain from eating, drinking or smoking anything from dawn to sunset, However, this year’s Ramadan coincides with the summer heat in the Middle East where the fast could reach 15 hours a day. It is widely known that the Ramadan fast is one of Islam’s five pillars. The other four include praying five times a day, declaration of faith, alms-giving and the pilgrimage to mecca located in Saudi Arabia. However, it is important to note that this period isn’t the only time for Muslims to be holy. They need to adhere strictly to every Islamic tenet. Above all, I wish every muslim faithful a blissful and hassle-free fasting period.
Kunle Okenla
Saturday 27 June 2015
NIGERIA:THE COLUMN ON MY HOME COUNTRY
Hey guys, introducing you to a new angle that will be taking place in this blog.
Asides my writeups, I welcome you to articles on Nigeria.
Above is what it shall be called. Looking forward to awesome months to end the year. Qui! Qui!
Asides my writeups, I welcome you to articles on Nigeria.
Above is what it shall be called. Looking forward to awesome months to end the year. Qui! Qui!
Saturday 2 May 2015
MAY SAY ( OBLIVION)
Myidlepen had been really idle now for months and finally, I remembered it while meditating. I may say that this May may be a beautiful one after all with new write ups and writing techniques. Here's a little something for May and you.
"Are you in it now? In
that world"
"What world?"
"The little world that
forms specks of lights before your very eyes"
"You dream again
don't you?"
"How do you define a
dream when right now we are not real and our real selves have been enclosed in
this body, this mortality"
"What body?"
"Your body"
"My body?"
"Our body"
"I do not
understand."
"Oh its only you that do
not. I do"
"Why?"
"Because I am your mind
and you're a mortal"
"Shut up"
" I would... Only if you
desire for me to kill myself"
"But you cannot die
without me dying first"
"And then we would be
immortals"
"Shut up"
This time he said it loudly
in the board meeting and all eyes flashed at him in anger, in surprise, in
wonder, and in confusion.
"Did you just demand
that the CEO should shut it?" The assistant asked with cold stoned eyes.
He stared in disbelief and
excitement
"Yes I just did" he
replied
There was silence again and
the members stared at his mouth, eyes, face. He listened to himself in horror.
It couldn't have been his mouth but it transformed into a smile and then a
frown and then a pause. His forehead sweating he stood and said
"Yes. I said it because
I do not see sense in what he is saying. I do not believe this plan would work
and I do not understand why we do not focus on one thing rather you make us
focus on so many things that we do not focus anymore... We just float"
" You float eh?"
The CEO said as he sat up and all 10 fingers touched the table.
"Again?"
"What again?"
"I do not agree with
what you just did but I concur"
" Seriously... Not right
now"
" I understand. You have
been promoted"
Into what? The imaginary
immortality being code land?"
"What does that
mean?"
"I should be asking
you... You're the mind"
"Oh... I mean you have
been promoted"
"Shut up"
"I thought about what
you said and I realized how true it is. For that you would be my chief
Adviser". The CEO said.
He smiled. He just did get
promoted in the real world... and the
other.
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